Who the Hell is Woo?
This question was posted by a Indiana Pacers Fan. The incorrect answer that was seemingly accepted at that message board was:
a whopping 2 ppg scorer at
FEAR THE WOO!
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Some players played all the time.
Some marginal players only played "garbage" minutes
Other submarginal players, like Woo, played only "catastrophic nuclear meltdown" minutes
The Big LO is an intricate part of the Indiana Pacers Training/Practice/Equipment/European/Travel Coordinating squad. Why else would they pay me $450,000 large for a one year deal. They can see the uncaged potential, and that I have the "Gift of Hair" (see photo above, that my friend is an animal).
So you might wonder how training camp is going? I have no idea, Big Number 48 cannot waste his time running wind sprints and working on his footwork. My talents are used elsewhere, I make a mean mid-day AppleTini. Served with Panera and you got yourself a roster spot. Also Papa Larry loves when the Big Woo walks his Affenpinscher, Lord Alfred Tennyson . While the team is running drills, number 48 breaks away to discover Indianapolis. Little fact about Indy; It was founded in 1821 by Jeremiah Sullivan and Peyton Manning. Thats right ladies, it is not all looks with Woo.
Well friends I must go, there is a lovely lady observing Woo in action today. Since I can usually bag the finest kitten in the litter, I will play hard to get. This girl is an 8 by Woo standards – meaning she was around the same level as Jessica Beale. Catch you later Fans.
Lukasz Obrzut
Life Tip #1
How to bag a Woman:
"Twoje oczy są jak dwa księżyce," It sounds like it looks. Meaning "Your eyes are like the moon." That my friend is pure gold.
Polish Fact of the Day!
Poland is the the ninth biggest country in Europe and it shares frontiers with seven countries: Russia, Lithuania, Belarus, Ukraine, Slovakia, the Czech Republic, and Germany.
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